Heroes: S4E04 - Acceptance

Previously on Heroes: Nathan was having that funny, squishy feeling. Noah is emo and poor, but somehow has the time and money to fly across the country. There's a box with the fateful compass of fate. Hiro was adorably adorable, and Nikki? Er...Barbara? Which one are we on? Tracy, that's it. She "just wants her old life back."

And now...episode three...no wait, four. Sorry.

0:01 - We open with....SUSPICIOUS WATER!!!

0:02 - Is that how Tracy takes a bath? I'm reminded of Christie in the beginning of one of the Dead or Alive games. Just me?

0:03 - Hiro, "We're the last of the Nakamuras...are you saying I need to reproduce? YES!!!"

0:03 - Wow Ando types fast.

0:04 - Hiro, "I've thought of a new entry for my bucket list." *type type type* "Watch...Bucket...List."

0:07 - I want my final words to be "Ja ne!"

0:10 - Mama Patrelli is gonna shove her son's memories down your throat if she gotta!

0:11 - I have a feeling that there's going to be a random guest star....What?! BRUCE FUCKING BOXLEITNER is in this episode?! Fuck yeah!!! Dude, I'm so psychic.

0:11 - Oh snap, he's the governor...he's...um...aging. Almost didn't recognize him.

0:13 - Who's knocking on Noah's door? Could it be Claude?! No. Damn, it's just Peter.

0:14 - Wait, Claire's here? Are they all living in Georgia now? Oh, no he's just really zippy.

0:16 - Is it going to take the entire episode for Hiro to learn his lesson? There are some people you just can't save. Even The Doctor figured that out.

0:24 - Oh come ON Noah! You aren't even trying. Let's do it again. "What is your strongest point as a salesman?"

0:25 - Swoooooozie! Don't mind me, I just like saying her name. Swooooooooozie!

0:27 - And by "show myself out" I mean "go down to the mystery pool and attempt to remedy my not-amnesia."

0:28 - That's a...nice...mansion...

0:28 - See kids? Underage drinking will lead to completely unrelated accidents that will result in your death.

0:36 - Are you sure you should be taking job interview tips from Claire? It's not like she's ever held a job. Well except in that one comic book store for a whole day.

0:37 - Okay that's the SAME SHOT of Ando typing the SAME LINE...oh wait...he's supposed to be typing the same thing, isn't he? Durr.

0:40 - Still would have been funny if they fell.

0:42 - "Doshita no?" "DOSHITA NO?!" Nani yo! Baka! *POOF!* Whoops.

0:46: Seriously, Tracy looks so much hotter when she dresses like she lives in 2009 and not like Jackie O.

0:48 - Oh Noah...I never took you for someone who would spout cliched words of wisdom. You're better than that!

0:49 - Translation: I think you're Slutty McGee.

0:50 - How is it that I ended up with the crappy Wonder Twin power?

0:51 - Oh second thought, maybe I won't confess that not-murder I didn't actually commit.

0:51 - Parkma-- wait, that's not Parkman.

0:52 - "Slow Burn," where the writing is to-the-point and the Sprint product placement is loud and clear. You realize, you have to pay Ray Park to actually act, right?

0:55 - Quiet, Toad, or I'll strike you down with lightning...again. Why isn't Ray Park kicking ass? Seems like such a waste when he's not.

0:58 - Back of the head, dumbass. Well...I suppose he wouldn't know any better. Well I suppose if I didn't already know that he'd just regenerate, I'd say that was some pretty stimulating drama...but I do know, and it isn't.

0:59 - Bluh! I are Sylar da wampire! Bluh!

Previews! Peter saves the deaf lady from getting hit by a bus. Sylar is back. That actor playing the cop looks familiar. Is he that guy who always plays that cop in those movies? You know who I mean. Gretchen isn't stalking you Claire, she just has the hots for you. Girls get all stalkery when they like you. It's normal.